Dear Gerald,

since you say i have not mentioned your name here in quite awhile, this blog entry is addressed to you! i as your girlfriend, sincerely ask you to buy me this:

red jumbo lambskin chanel with the new bijou chain.

i am sure you'll agree that it will look absolutely hot on me. think of it as an investment. an investment in our relationship, and in an item which will grow in value! think finance. now isn't that killing two birds with one stone? one very costly stone though.

now now, don't say i never ever mention you in my entries.

P.S chanel jumbos are indeed increasing in price come april. i am not lying.

love,
your girlfriend